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Robots + Magnet = Fun!
19th August 2004, 11.57am
I get the occasional email from people who've
read Man Bites Dog asking if I'm writing any other books
at the moment. It's a question that comes up a bit in conversation,
too. It's fair enough, too. I wrote one book, I tell people all
the time that I'm a writer - so where's the second book?
The answer is a little convoluted. I have a tendency
to overexplain when talking about what's happening in my life,
and this is no exception. See, two years ago I went back to school
to study a multimedia course at RMIT TAFE. A friend of mine had
done it and I was bitching to him about how poorly paid the life
of a freelance book editor was. Paul suggested that if I was to
score myself some kind of multimedia design qualification - say,
by doing the course that he'd just finished - then I would be able
to do pretty much the same kind of writing and editing work that
I was doing at the moment, only I'd be doing it outside the publishing
industry. Which means better salaries and a better hourly rate
for freelancing. The world of IT and multimedia, he said, needs
people who know a lot about written communication, but they won't
hire someone who's just a writer and book editor. They want someone
who's also familiar with the world of multimedia.
I hate that word. It doesn't mean a fucking thing. "Multimedia".
I could stick a walkman inside a loaf of bread and I'd be able
to succesfully argue the case for it being considered multimedia.
I could put a single hyperlink into the entire text of Man
Bites Dog, upload it and it'd be multimedia. An emptier and
more malleable phrase there never was. Multi = lots. Media = stuff.
Yeah, I'm studying "lots-of-stuff".
Anyway, that's how I find myself now six months
from acquiring an Advanced Diploma of Multimedia (code name: ADoM,
which is kind of cute - I'll be "Adam Ford, ADoM" when
I graduate). That means that for the last eighteen months and the
next six to come I'm up to my neck in homework of the multimedia
variety. Thus there has been absolutely no time at all to work
on my ostensible novel-in-progress. And let me tell you, there
are times when not having time to write chafes like a sonofabitch.
I haven't put finger to keyboard on this novel for nigh on two
years, apart from maybe six weeks of that time, but with all of
the multimedia work I needed to do, I wasn't really able to concentrate
on writing, so to be fair to myself I've called a two-year hiatus
on writing.
That probably makes the last couple of years
sound more negative than they have been. To be honest I've been
having an ace old time making cartoons in flash and weird pictures
in photoshop and illustrator, and so on. There's something special
about drawing a bunch of stick figures and then making them run
or dance or jump up and down. And the joy to be had from creating
a crappy flash game cannot be underestimated. To prove my point,
here's a dumb little thing I made last semester featuring robots
and magnets. It isn't a second novel, but it's fun all the same.
Enjoy.

Click on the picture to launch the "game". You'll need the Flash
player to see it.

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